You Might Be…. Nashville Bike Week

With so much going on lately, it might be hard to figure out who all the players are. It’s common for me to receive a Facebook message asking if so and so can be trusted. With so many people involved in one way or another, I’ve decided to create an easy test thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, to determine which side of the fence you or someone else may be on. The more “yes” responses you have at the end, the more likely that you are going to Nashville Bike Week.

So, you might be going to Nashville Bike Week if-

20. You continue to think I’m suing the Unofficial Nashville Bike Week Scam Page  based on a blog where you didn’t get past the title.

19. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if- You actually believe the event is still going to take place.

  1.   You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if- You think the new people running the show are doing a better job than Mike Leffingwell/Mike Axle did. At least Mikey was entertaining.

  2. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if-  You keep asking about 50 amp service.

  3. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if – The word “hater” is the most used word in your vocabulary.

  4. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if – You think it is normal for organizers of motorcycle rallies to send dildos in the mail to the “haters.” But if you find that funny, that’s normal. (Sorry Charles).

14. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if – You have yet to figure out that Nashville Bike Week has taken place all over the state of Tennessee except in Nashville. For the record, Daytona Bike Week is not held in Miami and the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is not held in Sioux Falls.

  1. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if – You are still asking about buying tickets. Smh…

12. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if – You are past the sixth grade and still do not know the difference between  “they’re,” “their,” and “there” and “rite” with “right” (and many more).

11. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if – You think you can ride a motorcycle in the mud.

  1. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You think their are other “investors.” If so, next year I’m holding a rally in Phoenix called Thunder by the Beach and in 2019 a rally in Miami called Rumble in the Desert. Get the early bird special now! Also, I highly recommend the unlimited beer package. Just show up at the gates with your i.d.

  2. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You still think Gene Simmons is going and Kid Rock may just show up for no reason at all (hint- look at they’re calendars.

  3. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You don’t understand with “volunteers” you get what you paid for (Tennessee the Volunteer State, go figure). For the record, people get paid at Daytona and Sturgis.

  4. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -Nashville Bike Week has already logged more miles finding a location than you do on your motorcycle during the entire riding season.

  5. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You think Mike Axle is getting out in time to take it from their.

  6. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You have yet to figure out Nashville Bike Week has not been legally transferred, so everything being done is illegal.

  7.  You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You are already talking about 2018.

  8. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You won’t hire a mechanic for your root canal, but you actually think the new faces of Nashville Bike Week are qualified to handle this. Actually, the mechanic is more qualified to work on your root canal.

  9. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You actually think real people are winning the prizes. If so, the odds are you probably replied to the King of Nigeria’s email offering you $25 million.

  10. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You are making money off of this and you have yet to “lawyer up.”

  11. You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You haven’t noticed that the 10 day rally is really 11 days (as a bonus, the dates are different, too) and so my countdown is just as out of whack as you.

1.You might be going to Nashville Bike Week if -You write liKe tHis for reAsons unkNown.

Ideos Haters!

MC Atty