You Might Be a Follower of Scam Page If- Nashville Bike Week

Speaking of mud pits- do opposites attract? I think that theory has been blown out of the mud pit, so while we wait in the wings for the announcement of the fourth location backing out of Nashville Bike Week, let’s continue with the flip side of yesterday’s post of “You Might Be Going to Nashville Bike Week if“-

  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- For the first time in your life you downloaded apps to create funny memes and post it on the Scam Page. For extra credit, you went above and beyond with videos (Yes Scott, I was thinking of you).
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You applied for a refund with your credit card company or already received a refund (that’s cause for an automatic ban with the Nashville Bike Week Page and officially labeled a “hater”).
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You got blocked on the Nashville Bike Week page. For extra credit, you created a fake profile just to go back to the page and continue to raise hell.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if– Mike Axle aka Mike Leffingwell mentioned you on Facebook or he made memes of you.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You were threatened with a lawsuit by Mike Axle/Mike Leffingwell. For extra credit, you were hoping you were.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You were going to be on the Dummy Board. For extra points- you were planning on taking a selfie in front of the Dummy Board.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You spell douche as dushe just for fun. For the bonus round, your smart phone spells it like that as well.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You woke up every morning and the first thing you did was search for any new drunken rants from Mike Axhole or searched to see if he had been arrested.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- you were happy when you found out Mikey got arrested. More points if you had a drink in his name that day, even more points for a cigar since he was obsessed with me smoking cigars.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You were sad when you found out Mikey got arrested because he was entertaining as hell.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You have fallen behind on work and house chores. But you got caught up temporarily when Mike got arrested.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You had a panic attack when the Scam Page got shut down.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You cried from happiness when the Scam Page went back up.
  • You might be a follower of the Scam Page if- You know who received a dildo in the mail from Mike. (sorry Charles). But if you received the dildo, then that’s “epic.”

MC Atty

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For the record, that is a photo I took riding the Tail of the Dragon. You know, the 12 hour ride Mike had scheduled.