Have you ever tried to pick something up thinking it is heavy but it actually weighs nothing, so when you lift it, for a split second your brain cannot comprehend your newfound superhuman strength? Well, when the state of Tennessee- Department of Health released the Mass Gathering Application for Nashville Bike Week, my brain reacted in the same way. But, upon closer inspection, it was all as clear as the waters of the Dry Tortugas.
Let’s start off with the typed up application submitted by…. well wait, I’m not sure who submitted it because it wasn’t signed. On page one, Mike Leffingwell, not Michael Lewis Leffingwell his birth name, is listed as the CEO. What happened to Mike Axle?
Maybe this is the reason he is back to using his real name. He is facing perjury charges on his name change. “Allegedly,” he lied in his petition to the court. His Arraignment is scheduled for this Friday. I know, you find it hard to believe that he was “allegedly” making false statements.
Continuing with the application, Portakleen “will be” providing shower trailers and has “expectations to finalize within the next 30 days.” See pic below.
This doesn’t sound guaranteed to me. Actually, “we are in discussions” is code for “we haven’t gotten paid yet.” Of course, the letter isn’t signed either.
Moving on with the application, Parr Lighting is supplying the lights. Nope, also not true and already confirmed with a representative of the company. Apparently, he didn’t comply with the terms of the contract and they terminated it after extending it again because Mike Leffingwell or Mike Axle called and explained “some issues” with credit cards. Of course, Janelle Roberts is now speaking on behalf of Nashville Bike Week since she did call in last week to Motorcycle Mayhem, and she promised two wire transfers of $5,000.00 to Parr Lighting. She will be facing her own legal problems because of this. I hope it was worth it in order to live from motel to motel on the run. Well, at least she stayed at a few AirBNB for a while 😉
Below is contract with Parr.
Is it just me, or is strange that axle was signed with a lowercase “a.” And again, the continuing theme, no signature by Parr Sound/Lighting.
Below is the signature page of the application. Not signed!
Here is the last page. It says to send correspondence to his attorney, Casey Long. We all remember him, he sent me that cease/desist email. Make sure to watch the video at the end of that link.
Don’t you find it odd that the application is not signed by either him or Casey Long but, Long is accepting correspondence on his behalf? Well, that’s because Mikey cannot list an address. Remember, he has four pending warrants and if he doesn’t appear on Friday, make that five!
Now, I did mention that if he submitted the application and it was fraudulent in anyway, that it would be a felony. He’s always reading my blogs but truly takes me for granted with all this knowledge and wisdom I’m dispensing. Instead of calling me “El Fonzo” or f—— bitch, he should just say thank you.
Now we get to the bonding. I haven’t bothered to contact the insurance company, but, below is the contract. Notice also not signed and this time it is signed by Mike Leffingwell, not Axle.
Now, with the application was copies of Warranty Deeds of the owner, I won’t bother posting that, but I will post the “Lease Agreement.” Notice no dates. And what happened to the 2,000 acres that he posted a few weeks ago, only to then say 2,800 acres? The lease is for 826.6 acres. That is a far cry from 2,800 acres, don’t you think?
Skipping the standard clauses in a lease, we reach the last page. Again, what dates? Better yet, not signed by either party this time, and we are back to Mike Axle, not Leffingwell.
Now comes the issue of the infamous trailers pumping out water, etc… A letter was submitted apparently by B& B Septic Service, Inc., Again, no signatures!
But it gets better, apparently B & B Septic Service is going to Loretta Lynn’s Ranch. Someone contact them quick! We don’t want them going there with the event being held…. Sorry, I don’t know where the event is being held. My guess is below.
But like every infomercial; “but wait, there’s more!” In a Marty McFly move, Mike signs with the future date of four months from now. And, to top it off, his name is now Mike Axel, not Axle! What happened to Leffingwell? This is so damn confusing! And, notice the signature with B & B Septic looks nothing like the signature with Parr Sound and Lighting. Nothing a handwriting expert from the F.B.I. can’t prove in five minutes.
Associated Protective Services located in Nashville, submitted a letter that the are providing security. Our sources are confirming this.
Below is a picture regarding part of the statute of Mass Gathering Permit. You think that has been violated?
Here is another part of the statute. Did you see a statement true/correct and affirmed to? And remember all the partners? How come they didn’t sign?
We all knew this was coming, and of course, now, Mike Leffingwell, Mike Axle, Mike Axel has said as of a week ago that he is thinking of going further north, closer to Nashville. You know, the town where the mayor already said they have no relationship with Nashville Bike Week and won’t even be blocking off streets.
To make things even stranger in the bizarro world of Nashville Bike Week, my friend Charles received a rubber dildo in the mail today from no other than our beloved con man. Yup, easily proven too. You see, Charles put the wrong phone number when he bought his tickets to the non-existent fantasy land event, so of course, when he opened the box, he noticed the phone number. Mugshot Mike has nothing better to do than to send rubber dildos to another man? Before, he was always talking about the cigar in mouth and I was of the opinion he had an oral fixation. Now we add a rubber dildo to the mix, and well… well you decide for yourself. Here is the nice letter included with the rubber dildo.
One more thing, remember all those billboards and signs at Myrtle Beach Bike Week? No one has yet to see one. I think you need to wear the special glasses Rowdy Rowdy Piper wore in “They Live” to see the signs.
Hey, I just realized something. Mikey also wears his sunglasses with every cameo appearance. Has Corey Hart been signed up yet? That would be classic. Him and Mikey on stage wearing sunglasses!
So in closing, I’ll say it again- Mikey, the gig is up. Everything you have done, I’ve predicted, and to be clear, I’m not a psychic but human behavior is predictable. You can send all the rubber dildos you want, but the event still isn’t taking place. Actually, we all find the dildos quite funny. I remember I did the same to my buddy. Well, I was twelve years old back then but that’s not relevant. And by the way, if you used Charles’ credit card for that purchase, tack on another felony. If you used funds from Nashville Bike Week for the purchase, tack on another felony. It will be funny when the prosecutor pulls out your dildo in court, taking a page straight out of “From the Hip.”
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